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Author: Subject: Want to be kicked in the Johnson?
Bruce the Fierce




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[*] posted on 1-5-2006 at 08:18 PM
Want to be kicked in the Johnson?


This one from All Access makes me wince just to read it:

Would You Like To Be Kicked In The Johnson?

The CINCINNATI BENGALS are playoff-bound for the first time in over a decade, and to celebrate the occassion, WKFS (KISS 107-FM)/CINCINNATI is giving away playoff tickets with a twist.

Listners have a chance to get kicked in the JOHNSON to see the JOHONSONS ... that's Wide Receiver CHAD JOHNSON and Running Back RUDI JOHNSON. Three couples will come in to play, and the women will be pitted against guys other than their partners. What will the gals be doing, you ask? Well, they will whack their competitors in the grapes until the last man is "standing" (or is a soprano). They get the playoff seats.

And, OM PD TOMMY BO DEAN told ALL ACCESS that the station has hidden some real footballs all over the city. Each are worth $107 to those who find the footballs, and they are qualified for trip to the SUPERBOWL. The station gives out clues every two hours.
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[*] posted on 1-5-2006 at 11:09 PM


There'll probably be a huge line. Which is fine - these are people who deserved to get kicked in the treasure bag.

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